10-24-2009

My apologies for the abrupt interruption of my last post. As I typed, I noticed several figures standing outside. After going outside, I realized that they were in fact a small group of zombies. I dispatched them, but was unable to sanitarily burn their bodies for fear of the fire drawing more of their kind. Updates later. I may attempt to make it to town for provisions today. God help us all.

—McElroy

Also, here is the only picture of one of these creatures I’ve been able to take. There are three of them in this picture, but it was late evening and I did not have on the flash and there was water in the lense (it was raining). I did not have a chance to take another picture, for five came out of the house I aej’gv’oT$jh”YG oksrg’kl
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Also, here is the only picture of one of these creatures I’ve been able to take. There are three of them in this picture, but it was late evening and I did not have on the flash and there was water in the lense (it was raining). I did not have a chance to take another picture, for five came out of the house I aej’gv’oT$jh”YG oksrg’kl

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Please, if we could stick to the serious questions. There’s no such thing as zombies.
Tony Snow, August 2007 press confrence 

Here is a picture of the shotgun I have been using to great success against the creatures. For anyone with little experience with firearms, this is an important tool in your aresenal. Besides the effectiveness of any head shot, it has sheer brute stopping force, able to blow two or maybe three zombies seven feet back. Strangly though, I seem to have to kill any zombies that I attack in this way with a head shot, usually from my handgun. I am confused about this. Even if the creature is seperated from mid-chest up from the rest of its body, it still lives and still strives to attack it’s prey.

Here is a picture of the shotgun I have been using to great success against the creatures. For anyone with little experience with firearms, this is an important tool in your aresenal. Besides the effectiveness of any head shot, it has sheer brute stopping force, able to blow two or maybe three zombies seven feet back. Strangly though, I seem to have to kill any zombies that I attack in this way with a head shot, usually from my handgun. I am confused about this. Even if the creature is seperated from mid-chest up from the rest of its body, it still lives and still strives to attack it’s prey.

Greetings To Anyone Who Is Out There

My name is Andrew McElroy, and this is a bulletin going out to whoever still has internet access. As you probably know, a deadly virus known as solanum that is transfered through the human saliva gland (and possibly other secretory glands) has run rampant throughout the major cites in America. Contact with this uncurable virus will cause death by either resperatory or cardiac failure within 3-6 hours. Approximately thirty minutes after death, the corpses infected with solanum invariably rise, seemingly from the dead, and attack living humans, usually by grabbing and biting them. Some victims of solanum have even been seen eating humans. This is not cannibalistic behavior, for these creatures are no longer ”human” in any sense except their body, which completely is completely shut down besides some very basic brain function and the use of some sensory organs. Contact has been lost with several states, one of them being Georgia, where I am currently hiding. My exact location is not important, just know that the Western part of Georgia has been overrun. I’m looking for any contact, and I will post any knowledge that I accumulate through my attempt to survive what can only be called  ”The Zombie Apocalypse.”